County Services & Support

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Our Fine elected dictating tyrants will openly ignore you for free of charge. Any sort of actual services will increase your tax and bribe basis. Government services may be denied if not approved by King David Himself the County mayor,

Participation in  any income  stream other than king-approved are punishable by death.. We help you navigate the complex bribing  and tax procedures and increase your chances of  surviving .

Stay up-to-date with government services tax increases,  latest government orders, and compliance requirements with our consulting services. Avoid penalties, beatings  and legal issues with expert guidance. After all, WE NEED YOU in our new 6 million dollar jail project. See Sheriff deputies for details.

Explore various complex opportunities we find available to limit knowledge and constitutional rights. WE strive to stagnate and limit growth. We at the county mayor's office will personally assist you in identifying the right cover-up programs and submitting unsuccessful Freedom of Information applications. Taxes and fees extra 

Apply for permits required for anything you do, We make sure to get every dime we can from you through even granting kings permission to build,  We will neglect to take care of the entire process from application submission to approval. so please just submit and comply. 

WE Make sure to annually lower our standards so no one is ever considered the " best and brightest".  WE do not need anyone thinking for themselves,  WE make sure we kill the children's dreams from day one so they can be maintained in our economic slavery cycles.  Your child, too, can be the supervisor of Lodge in only a 34-year commitment!